lampsarepeopletoo:

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(via stabs)

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

(via cumfort)

bat-vomit:

afriet:

dandelion to seed head

I have wondered about this for so long.

(via nffectingaoise)

Friend: I think I'm gonna head home see ya later
Me: thank god

izziesworldofizzie:

kathryndec:

bootydestroyer:

captjackfrost:

notadangirl:

luckyspike:

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

now i regret having never watched futurama

One of the many reasons futurama is my favorite show

This and the Fry’s dog episode are only a few episodes apart. Marathoning Futurama is an emotional rollercoaster.

(via wigglyweak)

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

image

do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

(via wigglyweak)

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

(via secretmindreader)

thegeekyqueen:

IM CRYING

(via wrestlingcrocs)

jakemalik:

I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries

(via hotboyproblems)

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